They call it the big apple cause it has the same amount of bugs you’d expect to find on a big apple

Nice to see awesome things happening to this website since I’ve been gone

coming back here feels like visiting your highschool. I live at the bottom of this hill now, about 15 minutes from my highschool

I’m logged into Tumblr for the first time in years and it’s nice to see a lot of my old posts still doing numbers. This used to be the most important place on the internet for me and if I never check it again I am eternally grateful for the people I met here

I’ve thought about Marianne Williamson every day since I found out who she was. I feel like she could take a staff and stiffly tap one end against my forehead and solve all the problems in my mind and soul

my costume on season 25 of the masked singer

The garlic press is truly the most pitiful of all kitchen tools

I appreciate the sentiment but I don’t think Mercedes is gonna get us outta the middle east